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Post by hound on Dec 8, 2012 23:22:17 GMT -5
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The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
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Post by KENNEDY LYNN BEAUFORT on Dec 9, 2012 0:17:20 GMT -5
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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Post by CASSADEE ILSE BEAUFORT on Dec 10, 2012 1:37:58 GMT -5
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not blacking out at our finals party is my everest.
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Post by KENNEDY LYNN BEAUFORT on Dec 12, 2012 0:23:27 GMT -5
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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Post by leith on Dec 12, 2012 23:31:20 GMT -5
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Post by CASSADEE ILSE BEAUFORT on Dec 13, 2012 22:26:46 GMT -5
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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Post by RIDLEY EVANNA FREY on Dec 29, 2012 16:12:56 GMT -5
TO: KELSEY
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
FROM: RIDLEY
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Post by marcikin on Dec 29, 2012 19:28:29 GMT -5
'I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.' [/size]
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Post by liam on Dec 29, 2012 20:04:43 GMT -5
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Post by RACHAEL MARIE CALLAHAN on Dec 29, 2012 20:47:37 GMT -5
(563): View more from Iowa
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Post by ALINA RAE LEXUS on Jan 29, 2013 21:09:10 GMT -5
"This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and I’m having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny!" [/font][/size][/center]
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Post by liam on Feb 23, 2013 12:26:21 GMT -5
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Post by RAINE SOPHIA ELLISON on Feb 24, 2013 1:37:41 GMT -5
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There is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. I remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but I don't understand how I did this.
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Post by earthie on Mar 4, 2013 20:08:10 GMT -5
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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Post by NELL DOE DALE on Apr 10, 2013 21:31:59 GMT -5
To: Raine
I have vodka and a slip n slide so if you could come over that would be great
From: Nell
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