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Post by crystal on Oct 5, 2012 10:09:18 GMT -5
(250):
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Post by blake2 on Oct 5, 2012 10:15:46 GMT -5
(832)
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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Post by THOMAS LULA ROTH on Oct 17, 2012 22:25:18 GMT -5
(613):
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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Post by hound on Dec 8, 2012 1:23:39 GMT -5
(510):
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye? |
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Post by KENNEDY LYNN BEAUFORT on Dec 8, 2012 1:57:59 GMT -5
(914):
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Post by hound on Dec 8, 2012 2:18:18 GMT -5
(406):
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday. |
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Post by KENNEDY LYNN BEAUFORT on Dec 8, 2012 2:29:25 GMT -5
(509):
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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Post by hound on Dec 8, 2012 2:41:37 GMT -5
(413):
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring. |
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Post by KENNEDY LYNN BEAUFORT on Dec 8, 2012 2:47:18 GMT -5
(509):
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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Post by CASSADEE ILSE BEAUFORT on Dec 8, 2012 2:50:41 GMT -5
(937):
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than i actually had
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Post by hound on Dec 8, 2012 2:53:01 GMT -5
(413):
FYI, Kennedy and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know. |
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Post by KENNEDY LYNN BEAUFORT on Dec 8, 2012 2:55:10 GMT -5
(509):
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
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Post by hound on Dec 8, 2012 3:12:40 GMT -5
(413):
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us |
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Post by CASSADEE ILSE BEAUFORT on Dec 8, 2012 15:14:11 GMT -5
(202):
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Post by harley on Dec 8, 2012 18:31:41 GMT -5
(314):
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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