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Post by brett on Feb 8, 2012 21:20:31 GMT -5
(716):
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Post by JOSHUA DONOVAN DALE on Feb 8, 2012 21:22:14 GMT -5
(808):
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Post by MORGAN JANE FARREN on Feb 8, 2012 23:34:16 GMT -5
You should hurry up and give Nell some babies to mother so she'll leave the rest of us the fuck alone.
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Post by endlessinfinity2 on Feb 9, 2012 15:47:01 GMT -5
(256): you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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Post by karlee on Feb 10, 2012 0:31:33 GMT -5
(716):
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Post by JOSHUA DONOVAN DALE on Feb 10, 2012 16:34:10 GMT -5
(905):
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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Post by SKYE JESSICA FORD on Mar 26, 2012 19:36:40 GMT -5
(517): I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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Post by NELL DOE DALE on Mar 26, 2012 21:17:08 GMT -5
(+44):
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Post by karlee on Mar 28, 2012 0:59:32 GMT -5
(513):
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Post by LARK MARIE HARPER on Apr 3, 2012 21:48:44 GMT -5
(678):
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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Post by karlee on Apr 4, 2012 2:16:40 GMT -5
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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Post by nathan on Jun 7, 2012 2:59:52 GMT -5
(352):
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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Post by karlee on Jun 8, 2012 0:57:40 GMT -5
(208):
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
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Post by SKYE JESSICA FORD on Jun 29, 2012 23:19:19 GMT -5
(857): You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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Post by NELL DOE DALE on Jun 30, 2012 23:27:02 GMT -5
(571):
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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